{"id":94,"date":"2005-11-03T20:57:15","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knownforms.com\/wordpress\/?p=8"},"modified":"2005-11-03T20:57:15","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T20:57:15","slug":"file-under-the-world-is-too-fucking-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"file under &#8216;the world is too fucking small&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.drinkingbirds.com\/\">This guy<\/a>, featured on Boingboing.net was our slightly disturbed landlord briefly in Brooklyn.  Lucky me, I&#8217;ve seen the damn giant drinking birds up close and in person. A lot. Word to the wise: it helps to be really inebriated. Otherwise, they&#8217;re just a bunch of super-sized toy birds drinking out of cheapass plastic buckets.  One of those big ideas that you have when stoned that really is much more intriguing in the abstract.<\/p>\n<p>It was a great apartment though. Right across the street from the mob-owned casket factory and two blocks from the N\/R train. An entire floor of what used to be a bakery so the walls and ceiling were tin. *le sigh* for NYC apartment porn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy, featured on Boingboing.net was our slightly disturbed landlord briefly in Brooklyn. Lucky me, I&#8217;ve seen the damn giant drinking birds up close and in person. A lot. Word to the wise: it helps to be really inebriated. Otherwise, they&#8217;re just a bunch of super-sized toy birds drinking out of cheapass plastic buckets. One [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}