{"id":57,"date":"2006-05-30T05:52:14","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T05:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knownforms.com\/wordpress\/?p=57"},"modified":"2006-05-30T05:52:14","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T05:52:14","slug":"allergeddon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Allergeddon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For serious. Who sucked all of the air out of the world and replaced it with toxic plant-derived poison? Besides the Bush administration? Stop spreading your pollen you freakin&#8217; sadist trees and grasses!!! And probably molds too!!! My lungs? Not to be pollenated! No matter how hard you try! And making more of it won&#8217;t change this fact!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>We have been SOOOOOO sick with allergies, it&#8217;s ridiculous. The OM has even stooped to taking Benadryl (for the uninitiated, the OM is the opposite of a hypochondriac &#8212; she won&#8217;t take ANYTHING &#8212; except alcohol). I, of course, have taken enough to float an elephant. In just the past four days.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, from 5:30 am-ish to 4:30 pm-ish I am a shaking, shivering, body-aching, sniffling, coughing ball of uselessness. I was in bed until 3:30 today. It&#8217;s bizarre. Apparently whatever hates me has a very specific bloom time. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>For ghod&#8217;s sakes, we lived directly downwind from the toxic Pile (The World Trade Center rubble) with inches of ash and dust all over the apartment and&#8230;nothing. Not even a cough. WTF world?  Why you hate me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For serious. Who sucked all of the air out of the world and replaced it with toxic plant-derived poison? Besides the Bush administration? Stop spreading your pollen you freakin&#8217; sadist trees and grasses!!! And probably molds too!!! My lungs? Not to be pollenated! No matter how hard you try! And making more of it won&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}