{"id":48,"date":"2006-04-05T02:42:01","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T02:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knownforms.com\/wordpress\/?p=48"},"modified":"2006-04-05T02:42:01","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T02:42:01","slug":"ill-cut-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll cut a bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s been one of those days&#8230;or two. The OM continues to have problems with the Art Department and I hates them all. This time it was a photo show and apparently the OM took the top prize but a hateful prof who we&#8217;ll call Spiteful Petty Fuckwit (SPF)  decided the OM shouldn&#8217;t win because she&#8217;s not a photo concentration. So SPF threw out the the results and called in a new judge an hour before the show. She actually said &#8220;I can&#8217;t wait to see you lose to a bunch of undergraduates&#8221; to the chick who originally (and rightfully) took second. The best part is that she didn&#8217;t just cheat the OM out of a ribbon, the winner received five hundred dollars. And it was an undergraduate just as the SPF predicted. Funny that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so fucking angry I can barely write. Can you tell?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s been one of those days&#8230;or two. The OM continues to have problems with the Art Department and I hates them all. This time it was a photo show and apparently the OM took the top prize but a hateful prof who we&#8217;ll call Spiteful Petty Fuckwit (SPF) decided the OM shouldn&#8217;t win because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}