{"id":34,"date":"2006-03-03T19:00:18","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T19:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knownforms.com\/wordpress\/?p=34"},"modified":"2006-03-03T19:00:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T19:00:18","slug":"the-other-melissa-has-a-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"The Other Melissa has a cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I don&#8217;t, which sucks. We used to get all of our colds and flus together or at least a few days apart so there would be mutual suffering. Hmm, maybe I&#8217;ll get sick tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Today is officially my last day of full-time work at the soul-sucking healthcare marketing office. And since they are moving to another office today I didn&#8217;t even have to go in. I went in yesterday and spent a lot of time in the bathroom throwing up and\/or trying not to throw up. It&#8217;s that time of the month, but I figured I had to go it being my last real day and all. Plus, the fact that I looked like three shades of death, probably kept my boss from going completely postal on me. She just gave me the death ray stare instead. I was too heavily medicated to notice. The programmer and my co-conspirator in the bloodless coup, informed me that my head should have blown up. If my boss actually had powers. Which she doesn&#8217;t. She doesn&#8217;t even have the power to put up a crummy web site so you KNOW she never mastered the art of killing with her brain.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s incredible knowing I don&#8217;t EVER have to deal with my boss again. The world really is all puppies and flowers and sunshine. I actually WROTE something last night that had nothing to do with work or school. And it was Fiction! And not poetry! *le happy sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I don&#8217;t, which sucks. We used to get all of our colds and flus together or at least a few days apart so there would be mutual suffering. Hmm, maybe I&#8217;ll get sick tomorrow. Today is officially my last day of full-time work at the soul-sucking healthcare marketing office. And since they are moving [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}