{"id":19,"date":"2005-12-21T17:03:12","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T17:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knownforms.com\/wordpress\/?p=19"},"modified":"2005-12-21T17:03:12","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T17:03:12","slug":"the-most-wonderful-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"The Most Wonderful Time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year. The time of the dreaded office X-mas party. These things are usually a white-knuckle affair for me, but I&#8217;m a contract worker (read: temp) so it&#8217;s even more harrowing this year. Seriously. Everyone trying to be nice despite the fact that I clearly frighten most of the people here. Also, I can&#8217;t eat a damn thing so they all eye me suspiciously and speak loudly about the diet they plan to start as soon as the holidays are over.  Because, you know, I&#8217;m thin and not eating so I must be on a diet of some kind. Hello! If dieting worked they&#8217;d all be Kate fucking Moss!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking five minutes of face time then I&#8217;m outta here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year. The time of the dreaded office X-mas party. These things are usually a white-knuckle affair for me, but I&#8217;m a contract worker (read: temp) so it&#8217;s even more harrowing this year. Seriously. Everyone trying to be nice despite the fact that I clearly frighten most of the people here. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moorer.lipkandy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}